TOP 10 - Chuck Norris facts!!!

1. Chuck Norris isn't afraid of Urban Legends, he is an Urban Legend.
2. Chuck Norris puts the FUN in Funeral.
3. Chuck Norris wasn't born with feet, just boots.
4. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
5. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
6. Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
7. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
8. Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
9. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
10. Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris, he finds you.